SimplyPut

When my mom is on the phone

dominicandarwinism:

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?

Me:

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no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

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alittlemorethanperfect:

I need a cuddle buddy.

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me:	oh I love pizza rolls
my mom:	stocks up on pizza rolls like it is the apocalypse and the entire world will survive on pizza rolls alone

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