Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi?
Me:
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no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride
they’re just like “i might break you”
no you foolish mortal
i have the strength of a thousand horses
please, place yourself upon my back
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| me: | oh I love pizza rolls |
| my mom: | stocks up on pizza rolls like it is the apocalypse and the entire world will survive on pizza rolls alone |